The Zooquarist

Who am I?

My name is Aus10 (like Austin (woah!)), and I am the Zooquarist! This is a fake title with no credentials. My real talents lie in breaking into cars, houses, and businesses. I am a 25yo man who loves going for walks, catching critters, finding rocks and cool plants. I run a shop where I sell keys and that can be as complicated as you are willing to make it. I can't be serious in front of a mirror and I'm a big fan of smiling. When I smile, my cheeks close my eyes and I can't hardly see! They wouldn't let me smile on my driver's license photo because of it (womp womp). I've kept my hair as big and long as I can manage since middle school. Sometimes it seems everyone has an opinion about how I ought to look, but nothing makes me like myself more than seeing my big mondo head. It makes me feel like a lion. If I'm not a bush then I'm not no one. I'm really new to code, site design, image creation, being interesting, and pretty much everything involved in making something like this. I think I'm off to a pretty good start!