What is the Zooquarium?
The Zooquarium is an ongoing project where I cast a somewhat moral, quality judgement on innocent animals. While doing so, I educate and try to offer up as much (biased) information as I can so you can join in on the fun. Please feel free to engage and cast your own judgement on the weirdos I collect here at the Zooquarium. I currently have a small collection of reviews with more to come. You can click on the animal in the box to the left to get started!
Animals can always be found at their home on their review page. All other pages on the site randomly select an animal I've reviewed and an appropriate habitat. I hope it keeps the site fresh and allows people to "encounter" animals they didn't know they wanted to learn about. All of this does run on java script so if you're just getting white pages, either I broke something or you don't have js enabled.
While I'm building, you can feed these fish
(They eat peas like me!)
Zooquarium Updates
Standardized side widget height to enable supersonic side widget button mashing
New Animal Review:"Howler Monkey" Under "Mammals"
New Biomes: Arctic Ocean, Creek-Above Water, Creek-Below Water, River-Below Water. Animal Habitat lists have been updated accordingly, Majorly The Star-Nosed Mole! Colors tweaked on nearly every biome!
Kinda a big update in scope. I fixed bugs I made the last time I fixed bugs. Made the backend easier to use. Changed style on all existing reviews. Zooquarist page is now mobile friendly. Tomorrow, I want to have fun and decorate.
Fixed Bugs where bubble could appear after the pet had been toggled and fixed peck locking to the mouse without interruption. Curiousity now taken into account: Pets should have more unique personalities.
I just uploaded the most beautiful Animal Review yet! "Lightning Bug" under "Invertebrates"
I've practiced new tricks and now have a better bio page under "The Zooquarist"
My Animal Review Index Page is complete...for now. I may revisit it later, but it's time to work on other stuff.
I'm almost done with my Animal Reviews Index page. I still have two icons to make for the left side of the shelves but this is pretty close to what it will look like for now! Way cooler than my text based list!!
I prematurely pushed an update to my Animal Reviews Index, It's on the right track but it's not there yet.
New Animal Review:"Devils Hole Pupfish" Under "Fish*"
Aus10 Corp. has so graciously donated some of their new "Life Support Bubbles", allowing you to take your favorite animals outside of their habitats! Animals cannot be removed from their "Homes" on their individual review pages.
The pet can now peck at your mouse while nearby
Added "Toggle Pet" Button (¬‿͡¬)
New Animal Review:"Hoatzin" Under "Birds"
Pet Engine 1.1: Your Pet Now Has a Random Chance of Dying!
Added New Links Under "Links"!
New Animal Review:"African Bullfrog" Under "Amphibians"
New Article:"You are a fish" Under "Fish"
New Animal Reviews:"Sea Angel"and "Sea Butterfly" Under "Invertebrates"
New Biomes: Open Ocean and Twilight Zone
New Animal Review:"Flying Snake" Under "Reptiles"
Added New Page:Zooquarist
Style Change: Made things more clear (literally)
New Animal Review:"Moon Snail" Under "Invertebrates"
New Animal Review:"Star-Nosed Mole" Under "Mammals"
Added First Animal Review:"Mola" Under "Fish*"
Added Animal & Biome Widget.
Added Pet Engine 1.0.
Added Links page w/ My Button.
Added Dirt Biome.
Added Comment Section.
Added Update Log.